MiSsInGnO wAnTs YoU

MissingNo.

We all think of it as a CuRsE rIgHt?

WrOnG!

I aM nOt A cUrSe!

I aM a ThInG oF B3$&5tY!@#

!@@^#sAvEm%&24E!$dS

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I had always heard about the mysterious MissingNo when I was growing up with Pokemon. I was curious about it, because I had never encountered it. I was about 10, and I was playing around with my new Action Replay. Seeing the MissingNo code, I was curious, and tried it out. My game froze. I never played the same game ever again- I restarted it. I don't trust MissingNo anymore...

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It's been a few years now. I had done some research on this mysterious pokemon. MissingNo was originally a Marowak. The producers of the game had made Cubone become Marowak, and then made Marowak become Kangaskhan. But then they decided far too into the first game to not make that be the case, and tried to erase that Marowak. They didn't mean to, I think, but the ended up making MissingNo... That's why it evolved into Kangaskhan if you ever got past the glitches.

Learning this, I wanted to catch one, and train it into this very rare Kangaroo like pokemon. Popping in my Yellow Version of Pokemon, which I had recently found, I searched for the ways to get MissingNo, and followed them. After a while, I finally found it.

'WiLd MiSsInGnO hAs ApPeArEd!'

Why was the game glitching up the letters? Ugh, I dunno if this is right... I threw my masterball at it, not giving a donkey's ass if I would need it later, and caught the thing..

'YoU hAvE cAuGhT tHe MiSsInGnO! WoUlD yOu LiKe To ReLeAsE iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!@#$!@?'

Fuuuuuu- it's glitching up... Hey wait, why would I want to release it. There were no Y/N buttons, so I frowned. "Hell no, I don't wanna release it!"

'ArE yOu SuRe YoU wAnT tHiS cuuuuuuuuuSre?#%'


They misspelled 'curse'.. I think? Hmm.. Oh well, I still saw no Y/N buttons. "You ain't no curse, now stay in the damn ball and get in my party. I wanna research you more, dammit."

'...,..,,,.... rEaSeeraCh Mees Thaned%^#%,'

What...? Drawing a blank at that, I just shrugged and pressed 'A'. I stared at my screen as it went black. Smiling as the scenery was normal with my little 'Ash' character standing there, Pikachu behind, I began to walk away from the spot. Using Fly, I left to Lavenda- wait.. I put Cerelean City, why am I going to LaVenDaRRRR TooowNN@#%? As soon as I HiT LaavEndaRRR TowwNN I sAw thaT PikAcHuuuu wAs Rreeeplaaaaaaaaaa-

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Nygh, what the... Ugh.. M-my head... Huh... Where's Pikachu... I'm at Lavendar Town... Pikachu's gone... What's that thing behind m-.... Oh crap... I better shut this gAmEEEEEEE oFffffFFFff&$@!



I dO nOt ApPrEcIatEEEE YoooUUU mEssIIngww IIth Mmy MaSstTeRR, ShEEEE Sii BusSYY$@!



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